My cuddly friends,
This morning I googled myself. That is how desperately bored I am. I secretly have a terrible complex about my lack of internet presence, although this is in reality a just tribute to my reserved-ness. No MySpace, no Facebook, no awards or articles. Nada. Nothing (to quote an overzealous Giuliani). So, periodically, in moments of more-than-usual ennui, I google myself. Today, an entry actually popped up. “Boy oh boy,” I thought. “My time has come! I am no longer an irrelevant speck on the face of the earth. No no, today I am inducted into the ranks of the other self-important individuals who thrust themselves into public view.” You can only imagine my ecstasy! Here is what I found, and on www.urbandictionary.com, en plus:
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ylana frydman |
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a girl who has the most enormas boobs in the dwight school. her boobs could be used for good and bad.for instence, she could sufficate some one or help a child that has a skin deffect and needs more skin to cover it up (if only freddy cruger new about them) |
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