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1) This month of being sedentary hath made me, how shall I say… of splendid abundance. “Potelé,” to use the charming French term. Indeed-y O, j’ai un peu trop de junk in the trunk. My bum has a predisposition to expand (or explode, as it were), and so I go to war!!! I have armed myself with super-duper supportive sports bras, and have even broken out those wretched orthopedic monstrosities of flashing silver and lime green (i.e. exercise sneakers). As promised, since my ankle has healed I have been bounding like a loon on my trampoline. How sad, I know. As a result, my ass muscles are constantly in rebellion, which is just swell given that my profession requires me to march around unabatedly like a wind-up German soldier-boy toy for 7 to 8 hours a day. It feels so marvelous, I cannot even tell you. But a girl’s gotta do what a girl’s gotta do!
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